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Bet You Couldn't

from Popular Delusions by UKDeluded

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    Highly original artwork by Jacob Aagaard and Kallia Kleisarchaki in a lovely CD pack. Much nicer to hold in your hand than a download, with some special words from me on there!

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lyrics

How do you sell a song
That's easy just wear a thong
Write a chorus with a simple singalong
And if you're not too buff we'll teach you how to strut your stuff
Add some bling and some mirrored posturing
And if you look like a man, try to sing like a girl
We'll get you topless in every bedroom round the world
Talk about money
Talk about cars
Just don't mention anything of relevance

Bet you couldn't with your clothes on
Bet you couldn't at 25 stone
I bet you couldn't with your clothes on
Bet you couldn't with MTV gone

Trust your manager just do what he says,
Trust the producer that's where the talent is
Talk like you come from the Bronx
It doesn't matter that you've always lived in afluance
It's all an illusion we create
It sells more songs if people can relate
So learn to mime and to gyrate in time
Remember these rules and you'll be just fine

Bet you couldn't with your clothes on
Bet you couldn't at 25 stone
I bet you couldn't with your clothes on
Bet you couldn't with MTV gone

I'm authentic in my new video I'm a romantic oh
They dress me up and make me trip and oh my god I'm perfection yo
The real me is on the floor in the cutting room don't you know?
I am happy I am sad I have every emotion to show
Love me love me love me love me love me love me do
Love me love me love me love me love me love me do

Bet you couldn't with your clothes on
Bet you couldn't at 25 stone
I bet you couldn't with your clothes on
Bet you couldn't with MTV gone

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from Popular Delusions, released May 8, 2018

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